Adam Donnelly

 

A DAY IN MAY

 

A DAY IN MAY I WENT TO PLAY WITH MY FRIEND JAY

SHORT FOR JASON,

SO A DAY IN MAY I WENT TO PLAY

BUT JAY DID NOT WANT TO PLAY

HE SAID HE HAD TO PAY FOR SOME CANDY

BUT HE WOULD NOT TELL ME WHY HE NEEDED SOME CANDY,

HE WANTED TO BUY SOME CANDY FOR HIS GIRL FRIEND KAY

BECAUSE OF KAY HE FELT QUITE GAY.

 

 

 

South Park

 

 One day in South Park

Officer Barbrady admitted he could not read

He had to go back to school

He tried and tried to read

Oh no, the chicken lover has struck again

Officer Barbrady can you read this message

No, but I’m going as fast as I can.

Next day

Chicken lover gets off with another chicken

Cartman becomes the police officer

Doing drugs Cartman says can you step out of the car please

What do you want? Hey aren’t you Kile’s friend ?

Please step out of the car

You’ve gotta respect my authorities

Back to the crime scene

Officer Barbrady, Stan, Kile and Kenny

Waiting for the chicken lover to strike

They look around and there he is,

It’s the booktastic bus driver

Here comes Cartman

We have solved the cause kids

And Officer Barbrady can read.

The end

 

BOFFINS

 

I LOVE SCHOOL

I THINK IT’S REALLY COOL

I NEVER MISS A DAY

AND IT’S WHERE I WANT TO STAY

 

I’M MAD ABOUT COMPUTERS

AND I’M CLEVERER THAN MY TUTORS

I DID MY A-LEVELS WHEN I WAS SEVEN

AND I THINK SCHOOL IS HEAVEN.

 

AT SCHOOL

IT’S COOL

SCHOOL IS THE PLACE FOR ME AND HE

 

I’M A BOFFIN

AND THERE’S NOFFIN’

I CAN’T LEARN.

 

 

Mommy Mommy

 

Mommy mommy mommy

There’s something in my nappy

It’s big and round

I can’t sit down

When I do a pee-pee it comes out nice and creamy

You can’t blame me

I’m only three!

 

 

DIFFERENT PEOPLE

  

One day I asked my friend why black people are called coloured.

And he told me this

 

When white people are sick they go very white

When white people die they go grey

When white people stay in the sun they go brown

When white people are running they go red.

 

When black people are sick they stay black

When black people die they stay black

When black people are in the sun they stay black

When black people are running they stay black.

 

So why do they call black people coloured?

I guess I will never know.

 

 

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE

 

 

I'm Thomas the tank engine

Choo choo

I'm a locomotive legend of the screen

Choo choo

I pick up all the people

And I stick 'em in the station

At least that's what I mean to do.

 

Percy is green

He's a two by two

He's a cheat, and at lying he's a master

When I see Percy

I hide around the bend

From the crashing bashing disaster

 

I'm Thomas the tank engine

Choo choo

I'm a locomotive legend of the screen

Choo choo

I pick up all the people

And I stick 'em in the station

At least that's what I mean to do.

 

Henry is green

And he's longer than me

He works harder than anytrain else

At the speed that he goes

Everyone knows

He'll be working until his wheel melts

 

I'm Thomas the tank engine

Choo choo

I'm a locomotive legend of the screen

Choo choo

I pick up all the people

And I stick 'em in the station

At least that's what I mean to do.

 

 

 

BAD BOY

 

I 'm a bad boy

I'm a nooligan

I'm a smuggler

I'm a nuggler

 

I read comics under the desk

 

I've got the school's biggest muscles and the school's bestest trainers

 

I'm a savage. I'm a barbarian. I'm Hercules.

 

I 'm a bad boy

I'm a nooligan

I'm a smuggler

I'm a nuggler

 

I love to slag off A-banders

We break into lockers

I'm a stone-cold Steve Austin rattlesnake

I hang so much I don't do any work.

 

I 'm a bad boy

I'm a nooligan

I'm a smuggler

I'm a nuggler

 

Instead of doing homework

We go clubbing and dance

Drink Coke, and go down to the chippy

When the bingo comes on

 

I 'm a bad boy

I'm a nooligan

I'm a smuggler

I'm a nuggler

 

With Ian Lynock, Paul Herron and Edward Caudy

 

RESIDENT EVIL - outline of a story

Its been 1 and a half years since Crises and Jill found what was going on behind the sense with umbrellas science lab they were creating new life forms zombies!

Claire is looking for her brother Chris when she runs in to a few zombie mates of her own but she has got a few helping her on the way his name is Leon. he was supposed to start his first day as a cop but it never went as well as he thought they would go.

 

characters.

Clare, CLARE HAS BLOND HAIR SHE TALKS ALOT AND SHE IS FUNNY.

Leon ,LEON LIKES FILMS DID NOT LIKE SCHOOL AND IS NOT FUNNY.

ZOMBIES, UGLY SLIMY AND GO ROUND KILLING PEOPLE.

alda, SMALL AND HARD WORKING.

chief, ORDENAREY AND FUNNY.

little girl, SMALL SHY AND QUIET.

stalker, NASTY STRANGE UNKNOWN.

little girls mom and dad, JUST Ordinary. 

 

Dictating to a Computer

 

[A Poem By Edward, Jason, Adam, Paul and Michael]

 

Technology is great...

Now you can tell your computer a story...

I told it this...

 

Ants a pony tame

Air was a pants-on hints

Widow boot tipple oars cord silver

Andy olive dapply heather rafter.

 

 

 

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