Adam Donnelly
A DAY IN MAY
A DAY IN MAY I WENT TO PLAY WITH MY FRIEND JAY
SHORT FOR JASON
,SO A DAY IN MAY I WENT TO PLAY
BUT JAY DID NOT WANT TO PLAY
HE SAID HE HAD TO PAY FOR SOME CANDY
BUT HE WOULD NOT TELL ME WHY HE NEEDED SOME CANDY,
HE WANTED TO BUY SOME CANDY FOR HIS GIRL FRIEND KAY
BECAUSE OF KAY HE FELT QUITE GAY.
South Park
One day in South Park
Officer Barbrady admitted he could not read
He had to go back to school
He tried and tried to read
Oh no, the chicken lover has struck again
Officer Barbrady can you read this message
No, but I’m going as fast as I can.
Next day
Chicken lover gets off with another chicken
Cartman becomes the police officer
Doing drugs Cartman says can you step out of the car please
What do you want? Hey aren’t you Kile’s friend ?
Please step out of the car
You’ve gotta respect my authorities
Back to the crime scene
Officer Barbrady, Stan, Kile and Kenny
Waiting for the chicken lover to strike
They look around and there he is,
It’s the booktastic bus driver
Here comes Cartman
We have solved the cause kids
And Officer Barbrady can read.
The end
BOFFINS
I LOVE SCHOOL
I THINK IT’S REALLY COOL
I NEVER MISS A DAY
AND IT’S WHERE I WANT TO STAY
I’M MAD ABOUT COMPUTERS
AND I’M CLEVERER THAN MY TUTORS
I DID MY A-LEVELS WHEN I WAS SEVEN
AND I THINK SCHOOL IS HEAVEN.
AT SCHOOL
IT’S COOL
SCHOOL IS THE PLACE FOR ME AND HE
I’M A BOFFIN
AND THERE’S NOFFIN’
I CAN’T LEARN.
Mommy Mommy
Mommy mommy mommy
There’s something in my nappy
It’s big and round
I can’t sit down
When I do a pee-pee it comes out nice and creamy
You can’t blame me
I’m only three!
DIFFERENT PEOPLE
One day I asked my friend why black people are called coloured.
And he told me this
When white people are sick they go very white
When white people die they go grey
When white people stay in the sun they go brown
When white people are running they go red.
When black people are sick they stay black
When black people die they stay black
When black people are in the sun they stay black
When black people are running they stay black.
So why do they call black people coloured?
I guess I will never know.
THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE
I'm Thomas the tank engine
Choo choo
I'm a locomotive legend of the screen
Choo choo
I pick up all the people
And I stick 'em in the station
At least that's what I mean to do.
Percy is green
He's a two by two
He's a cheat, and at lying he's a master
When I see Percy
I hide around the bend
From the crashing bashing disaster
I'm Thomas the tank engine
Choo choo
I'm a locomotive legend of the screen
Choo choo
I pick up all the people
And I stick 'em in the station
At least that's what I mean to do.
Henry is green
And he's longer than me
He works harder than anytrain else
At the speed that he goes
Everyone knows
He'll be working until his wheel melts
I'm Thomas the tank engine
Choo choo
I'm a locomotive legend of the screen
Choo choo
I pick up all the people
And I stick 'em in the station
At least that's what I mean to do.
BAD BOY
I 'm a bad boy
I'm a nooligan
I'm a smuggler
I'm a nuggler
I read comics under the desk
I've got the school's biggest muscles and the school's bestest trainers
I'm a savage. I'm a barbarian. I'm Hercules.
I 'm a bad boy
I'm a nooligan
I'm a smuggler
I'm a nuggler
I love to slag off A-banders
We break into lockers
I'm a stone-cold Steve Austin rattlesnake
I hang so much I don't do any work.
I 'm a bad boy
I'm a nooligan
I'm a smuggler
I'm a nuggler
Instead of doing homework
We go clubbing and dance
Drink Coke, and go down to the chippy
When the bingo comes on
I 'm a bad boy
I'm a nooligan
I'm a smuggler
I'm a nuggler
With Ian Lynock, Paul Herron and Edward Caudy
RESIDENT EVIL - outline of a story
Its been 1 and a half years since Crises and Jill found what was going on behind the sense with umbrellas science lab they were creating new life forms zombies!
Claire is looking for her brother Chris when she runs in to a few zombie mates of her own but she has got a few helping her on the way his name is Leon. he was supposed to start his first day as a cop but it never went as well as he thought they would go.
characters.
Clare,
CLARE HAS BLOND HAIR SHE TALKS ALOT AND SHE IS FUNNY.Leon
,LEON LIKES FILMS DID NOT LIKE SCHOOL AND IS NOT FUNNY.ZOMBIES,
UGLY SLIMY AND GO ROUND KILLING PEOPLE.alda,
SMALL AND HARD WORKING.chief,
ORDENAREY AND FUNNY.little girl,
SMALL SHY AND QUIET.stalker,
NASTY STRANGE UNKNOWN.little girls mom and dad,
JUST Ordinary.
Dictating to a Computer
[A Poem By Edward, Jason, Adam, Paul and Michael]
Technology is great...
Now you can tell your computer a story...
I told it this...
Ants a pony tame
Air was a pants-on hints
Widow boot tipple oars cord silver
Andy olive dapply heather rafter
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